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:-) Welcome to my digital home!

These pages have been around since 1999 (for 9199 days to be precise), and people have been smashing ants here since 2003, long before it was cool.

While only a very small percentage of the world population visits this website every day, I have reason to believe that those who do are among the smartest, funniest and most attractive people. So visit often and stay that way! (Please note: The correlation between visits and attractiveness is likely a sign of causality. However, a beneficial effect, while highly probable, cannot be guaranteed.)

If you don't like the view (you're currently watching "Hills and Clouds"), you can change it in the "settings" section of the menu on the left.

Enjoy browsing my website!